Friday, May 27, 2005

Kirstie Alley - World's Most Beautiful Sellout??

How annoying ... gorgeous Kirstie Alley had this great "Fat Actress" thing, giving hope and comfort to all of us other gorgeous fat women.

And then ... she sells out and signs up with the enemy -- Jennie Craig.

Now don't get me wrong - if she wants to lose weight on a temporary basis, only to gain it all back plus 10% in the next year or two (like 95% of all dieters), that's her right and privilege. Being an American, I will fight and die for her right to be a loser.

But does she HAVE to try and coerce ME into joining her, by saying things like, "Hey, you're chubby too! Why don't we both sign up?"

Listen, Kirstie - *YOU* may be chubby. *I* am FAT! and unashamed! Deal with it!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Get more!

I don't know why but I've been getting a kick out of those TMobile commercials, where the sadistic dad is standing by with a stopwatch, wondering what in the world his kids could be talking about with Grandma for 3 and a half minutes. The poor daughter who doesn't make the cheerleading squad - waaahh!! I feel your pain, kiddo!

Also like the "auctioneer" family, though in a more weird way. But you gotta admire those fast talkers.

Hey, folks, I'll be on the road - traveling Old Route 66! - for a couple of weeks. I'll let you know if I see any cool old-time spots on the way, other than Burma Shave knockoffs.