Friday, May 27, 2005

Kirstie Alley - World's Most Beautiful Sellout??

How annoying ... gorgeous Kirstie Alley had this great "Fat Actress" thing, giving hope and comfort to all of us other gorgeous fat women.

And then ... she sells out and signs up with the enemy -- Jennie Craig.

Now don't get me wrong - if she wants to lose weight on a temporary basis, only to gain it all back plus 10% in the next year or two (like 95% of all dieters), that's her right and privilege. Being an American, I will fight and die for her right to be a loser.

But does she HAVE to try and coerce ME into joining her, by saying things like, "Hey, you're chubby too! Why don't we both sign up?"

Listen, Kirstie - *YOU* may be chubby. *I* am FAT! and unashamed! Deal with it!


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