Enough to make Randall Terry reach for the curette

Okay, disclosure time - I am a Catholic, and therefore pro-life.

However, Carl's Jr.'s new "talking fetus" ad, in which said neonate proclaims his intention to "bust out of here" and maybe "grab something on the way out" if he doesn't get his artery-clogging burger RIGHT NOW -- is enough to make me reconsider ...