Chew on this one, Schiavo watchers

Whatever else you may think about the Terri Schiavo case, you gotta admit, her hubbie Michael has definitely got a bright future in advertising, or politics.

In his "Nightline" interview, Mr. S earnestly explained to us, the idiots in the red states, that they weren't really going to starve his wife to death - just "remove her nutrition and hydration".

Um ... isn't that kinda the DEFINITION of starvation, Mikey?

D'oh!!!